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Golu (from teacher)- Ma’am, I am thinking, join the gym as soon as the exam is over
Teacher- Why?
Golu- Till the result comes, the body will be made to bear… ..

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Teacher- Why did you come late?
Golu- Due to the road board
Teacher- How to Board?
Golu- Mam was written on board, there is school ahead
Please walk slowly …… .

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Girl- Brother, I have to take slippers
Shopkeeper- Yeh look sister ji new design
Girl- show more
Not this, and show
Shopkeeper- Sister, now showed all the slippers
No one is left now
Girl- Hey brother, she has kept another box
Shopkeeper- Do mercy sister, she is my lunch box …….

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Pappu (from Gappu)- true love just boys
Gappu- How is that?
Pappu- That is why there is a ghost of love….

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Pappu- Uncle, I have got a PhD degree,
Now you take out my borrowing account
Shopkeeper- Hey very good, will you pay all accounts today?
Pappu- No Uncle, just put a doctor in front of my name in the account
After listening to Pappu, the shopkeeper took the stick and crushed him fiercely… ..

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As soon as Pappu wanted to sit in the car and tie the seat belt,
In a sad voice, his wife said- I do not believe in my Karva Chauth fast… ..

Funny Jokes: You tell me two such things