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Brother-in-law- Sister-in-law has been watching brother since,
Sister-in-law, I also see how long your brother stands inside the belly …….

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Sister-in-law (from brother-in-law)- Why have you come late today?
Brother-in-law- A man’s 100 note was lost, so it was late
Sister -in -law, you were helping her to find notes
Dewar- No, I was standing with my feet on that note ……

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Girlfriend- I will share all your sorrows after marriage
Boyfriend- but where am i sad
Girlfriend- I am talking after marriage… ..

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Suresh dials the number after drinking alcohol, then the girl’s voice comes
You do not have enough balance to call, please get the recharge done
Suresh- Just talk to you, it is enough for me… ..

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Sali (from brother-in-law)- Just look in my eyes, what is visible, tell the truth
Brother-in-law- I see love in them
Sister-in-law- don’t make much talk, mosquito is gone in my eye
Look carefully and remove it… .

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A girl came to the lift with expensive perfume
And looking at Pintu, she said- Cobra perfume, 6000 rupees
Another girl also came up with expensive perfume and
She also said looking at Pintu- Brute perfume 7000 rupees
Suddenly the lift stopped
Both girls grabbed their nose and started staring at Pintu
Pintu smiled and said- Radish parantha 15 rupees… ..

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The souls of two men were talking among themselves after death
First soul- suicide is of two types
Second soul- how is that?
First soul- first sharp and easy, pour rope around the neck and hang from the fan
Second slow and painful, put a garland in the neck and keep hanging throughout your life ……

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