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Pappu took out the door of the house and went to the market after putting it on his shoulder
A man asked- Oh brother, do you want to sell the door?
Pappu – No, the lock is to be opened
The key is lost
Man- If a thief enters the house?
Pappu- Hey stupid, how will he go inside
I have the door …… .

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The barber also got tears in the eye when a customer said to him,
Make your hair so short that the wife does not come in her hand …….

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Woman- Brother, give red chili
Shout shopkeeper- Oh give green chillies
Woman- But brother, I have asked for red chili, order quickly
Shopkeeper- Hey green chili la re hurry,
Woman (angry)- Brother, I want to take red chili, why are you screaming green chillies again and again,
Shopkeeper (smiling)- Don’t get angry, Madam, I am giving red chillies,
Green is my servant’s name …… .

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Teacher- Fill this empty space, cat eating 900 rats
Tito- Cat slowed down after eating 900 rats
Teacher- Fool jokingly, go out of class
Titu-teacher, I told this to keep your heart,
Otherwise, what can the cat be able to eat by eating 900 rats… ..

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Wife- you heard something
Husband- what?
Wife- Jin Pandit ji got married, he died today
Husband- Sometimes he had to get the fruits of his deeds ……

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Pappu got a job in a fire brigade
A woman called- Hello, my house has caught fire
Pappu- You poured water?
Woman- Yes, but still the fire was not extinguished
Pappu- Pagli, then what will we come and come there?
We will also add water to you ……

Funny jokes: some thieves went to steal a man’s house