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Wife – When will you come home?
Husband – when you feel like.
Wife – Okay, I will open the door when I feel.

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Teacher – Why did you come so late?
Student – was doing homework in dreams.

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Wife – I am going to her maternal home.
Husband – send WhatsApp location.

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Baby – Papa, why are you watching my copy?
Papa – son, seeing your handwriting, I broke the dream of becoming a doctor.

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Doctor – This medicine has to be taken on an empty stomach.
Patient – How to empty your stomach? There is a wife at home.

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Pappu – Mother, everyone in school calls me forgetful.
Mother and son, you were born yesterday!