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Santa – Man, why don’t I sleep?
Banta – Sleep by placing the mobile charger under the pillow.

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Child – Mom, hungry.
Mummy – Bread is kept, vegetable is kept.
Child – and Wifi?

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Wife – I want gold ornaments.
Husband – I will not let you sleep.

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Doctor – What do you see in dreams every day?
Patient – Sir, Petrol Pump.
Doctor – Why?
Patient – There is free air.

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Boyfriend – I will jump into the fire for you.
Girlfriend – First fill the gas bill.

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Husband – Why are you engaged in the phone all the time?
Wife – Because you don’t talk to me.
Husband – Hey Pagli, I am a miss call, you are unlimited pack.