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Son (busy on phone): Papa, why do you always remain silent?
Papa: Because son, now you “type” more and “listen” less…
Things now get buried in notifications.

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Son: Papa, my first salary has come, what should I give you?
Papa (smiling): Just give me this much –
“May your father be alive in your first earning.”

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Son: Dad, want to get a new phone — everyone has an iPhone!
Papa: Son, not everyone has the father you have.
iPhone will change, father will not.

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Son: Papa, you scold me for everything, don’t you love me?
Papa: Son, scolding is an old model of love, the more you scold, the more you want.

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Son: Papa, how do you answer every question?
Papa: Son, I have not learned the answers, I have read your worries behind every question of yours.

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Son: Papa, how do you understand without saying that I am not well?
Papa: Son, you are not my file, it is my heart’s feeling – it remains auto-saved.

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Son: Papa, get a bike for college!
Papa: Son, when you were ill, I sold my bike…
Now all I have is blessings to keep you going.

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Son: Papa, your thinking is very old.
Papa: Yes son, but that old thinking has brought you on the right path today.

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Son: Papa, mother is not there, the food seems tasteless.
Papa: Son, you have only lost the taste, I have lost life.

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Son (angry): Papa, you never understand me!
Papa (slowly): Son, I am silent on every word of yours…
Because now I want you to learn to understand, not speak.

Funny Jokes: Every morning I wake up and my head feels heavy.