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Daughter (to father)- I love my neighbor and I love him.

running along
Father- Very good, saved both my money and time.
Daughter- Papa, I am reading the letter.
which mom has kept
Father fainted after listening to his daughter…

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Father- What are you doing?
Daughter- I am studying
Father: Well done, what are you reading?
Daughter- Messages from your future son-in-law…

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98 year old man and 18 year old girl got married

The media asked the girl- What did you find worthy of marriage among them?
Girl- Firstly their income, secondly their days are less…

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One day the husband, troubled by his wife, went to Panditji.

Husband- Pandit ji, tell me one thing
Is this statement of association with births true?
Pandit ji- Yes son, it is 100% true.
Husband: It means I will get the same wife in the next birth also.
Pandit ji- Yes, absolutely.
Husband- Oh God, even by committing suicide.
No use…

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Early in the morning a Pandit ji said to Pappu – Withdraw 500 rupees, child.
your luck is about to open
Pappu- What kind of Pandit ji?
Pandit ji- You are going to get married to the daughter of a millionaire father.
Pappu- Pandit ji, take Rs 1000 instead of Rs 500.
But tell me, there are two children and a wife at home, what should I do with them?

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A boy and girl went on a picnic

The boy got hurt there and started bleeding
The poor guy had seen it many times in the movies, so he started thinking.
that the girl will tear her scarf and tie it
The girl understood the meaning of the boy’s eyes and said-
Son, don’t even think, it’s a suit worth Rs. 6000…

Funny Jokes: You don’t understand me!