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two friends were talking to each other
Pintu- Human brain works 24 hours, but is closed at two places.
Chintu- When?
Pintu- First at the time of exam and second when he likes his wife.

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Girlfriend- Babu! I broke both my legs

Boyfriend- Oh no, how baby?
Girlfriend- I fell down from the roof
Boyfriend- But you are Papa’s angel, you would fly away

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Santa- Was standing with his head immersed in water.

Banta- Hey! What are you doing Sohan Bhai?
Santa- My mind is not working these days. That’s why I am checking that there is no puncture.

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Santa once boarded a double decker bus.
The conductor sent him up, after a short while Santa came running back and said
Xldquo;Brother, will you get me killed? There is no driver above

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Santa himself was eating a bite of bread,
And one sitting nearby was feeding the hen.
Banta – Xldquo;What is he doing?Xrdquo;
Santa – I am eating bread with chicken

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A motorcyclist asked Santa for the address…

Excuse me! I like Xldquo;Red FortXrdquo; Have to go…
Santa – Then go brother, if you keep telling everyone like this, when will you reach?

Funny Jokes: Why am I not losing weight?