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Doctor: How much alcohol do you drink?
Patient: Only in need
Doctor: When is it needed? Patient: Every day

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Teacher: Why did you bring mobile?
Student: For knowledge
Teacher: Go out! Student: Knowledge is outside only.

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Friend: Feeling very happy today
Me: Yes
Friend: Reason? Me: Today is not Monday

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Papa: When will you get married?
Son: When the time is right
Papa: When? Son: When you forget