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Teacher: What is the biggest lie?
Student: “I will study from tomorrow.”
Teacher: Sit down, you have told the truth.

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Papa: How did you get so many marks?
Son: Hard work
Papa: Whose? Son: Of the paper maker.

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Friend: Why are you not losing weight?
Me: Going on a diet
Friend: Then? Me: The fridge is protesting

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Wife: How do I look when I’m angry?
Husband: Dear
Wife: Don’t lie! Husband: Okay, dangerous