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Friend – When is your wedding?
Boy – I don’t know.
Friend – Why?
Boy – Facebook notification is also confused…

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Pappu – Sir, why was I late?
Teacher – traffic jam?
Pappu – No sir, the alarm also thought that I should stay at home…

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Mom – Son, did you drink lemon water?
Child – Yes mummy, online only on the phone…

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Pappu – I want to learn English.
Gappu – How?
Pappu – From Google Translate, whatever you say, I will learn it…

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Boss – Why are you sleeping?
Employee – Sir, body is recharging.
Boss – What percentage?
Employee – 100… recharge as soon as you sleep…