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Teacher: Where is the attention?
Student: In the future.
Teacher: Meaning? Student: After vacation.

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Friend: Why are you so happy?
Boy: Salary has come.
Friend: Expenses? Boy: Still in shock.

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Friend: Why did you join the gym?
Boy: Photo will look good.
Friend: Health? Boy: The filter will take care.

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Mother: Why are you not eating vegetables?
Son: Vitamins are not visible in it.
Mother: It is not visible, it is there. Son: Like homework.

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Husband: Why is there less food today?
Wife: I am on a diet.
Husband: You or food?