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Father: Use the phone less.
Son: It is necessary.
Father: What?
Son: Draining the battery.

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Friend: Biggest fear?
Boy: Backup.
Friend: Why?
Boy: Once the photo opens.

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Teacher: Best habit?
Student: Avoid.
Teacher: Why?
Student: The work goes by itself.

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Mother: Why so late?
Son: Lost the way.
Mother: Where?
Son: Online.

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Friend: Life update?
Boy: Buffering.
Friend: Meaning?
Boy: You will understand later.