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Doctor: Do you walk every day?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Where?
Patient: To the fridge.

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Teacher: Which is the longest route?
Student: Even homework.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Gets lost every day.

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Friend: Why is the phone not charging?
Boy: Not in the mood.
Friend: Whose?
Boy: Both of them.

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Wife: How was the movie?
Husband: Younger.
Wife: How?
Husband: I fell asleep.

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Boss: Will you give me extra time?
Employee: Yes.
Boss: When?
Staff: After sleep.