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Why are you going out? – Obnews

Samira Vishwas | February 5, 2026 7:24 AM CST

Wife: There is less sugar in tea.
Husband: There is a health pack.
Wife: Should I break the cup?

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Friend: How is work going?
Boy: Like WhatsApp status.
Friend: Meaning?
Boy: Everyone sees, no one answers.

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Boss: Is the report ready?
Employee: Yes.
Boss: Where?
Employee: Draft in mind.

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Mother: Why are you going out?
Son: Eat air.
Mother: Is your stomach full?
Son: Not of mobile.

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Friend: When will you get married?
Boy: As soon as we get the network.
Friend: Meaning?
Boy: Correct signal not received.