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Friend: What changed after marriage?
Boy: Everyone.
Friend: What?
Boy: Password and freedom.

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Wife: How was the movie?
Husband: Great.
Wife: Story?
Husband: Forgot after popcorn.

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Friend: Why remain quiet?
Boy: Data out.
Friend: Meaning?
Boy: Argument offline.

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Boss: Will you do extra work?
Employee: Yes.
Boss: Happily?
Employee: Out of compulsion.

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Friend: What have you learned from life?
Boy: Patience.
Friend: How?
Boy: Seeing the loading.