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Friend: Why are you laughing so much?
Boy: Saw the old photo.
Friend: Whose?
Boy: My own, when I had less intelligence.

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Teacher: Why is study important?
Student: So that the questions are understood.
Teacher: And the answer?
Student: Will provide internet.

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Father: Why did the expenses increase?
Son: There is inflation.
Father: Where?
Son: In online shopping.

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Friend: Where have you lost your mind?
Boy: On leave.
Friend: When will he come?
Boy: When the work is over.

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Teacher: Which is the easiest subject?
Student: Leave.
Teacher: How?
Student: Understands without reading.