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1. A woman’s husband opened a bank account for her. Shortly after, she informed her brother-in-law about it.
Bhabhi: "Devar ji, my bank account has been opened."
Devar: "Oh really, which bank?"
Bhabhi: "In a kis bank."
Devar: "No bhabhi, it’s not a kis bank, it’s Axis Bank!"

2. The brother-in-law lovingly asked bhabhi, "Did you have a boyfriend in college?"
Bhabhi: "No, not with anyone."
Devar: "Come on, don’t lie bhabhi, I won’t tell bhaiya. You can share with me."
Bhabhi: "Well, there was one guy."
Devar: "Great! I need two thousand right now. Give it to me, or I’ll tell bhaiya."

3. One day, a wife was checking her husband’s phone and noticed several contacts saved under strange names. Some were saved as ‘head treatment,’ ‘lip treatment,’ and one as ‘heart treatment.’ When she dialed her own number, it showed up as ‘incurable.’ Then she called the neighbor’s number, which was saved as ‘heart treatment.’ Since then, her husband has been in the hospital.

4. While bhabhi was bathing, her blind brother-in-law called out, "Bhabhi, here, have some laddus."
Bhabhi thought he was blind, so she came out without clothes and asked while eating the laddus, "What’s the occasion for the laddus, Devar ji?"
Devar: "It’s the joy of my eyesight returning!"

5. At the office, a man noticed his colleague’s swollen eyes and went to check on him.
Man: "What happened? Why are your eyes swollen?"
Friend: "It was bhabhi’s birthday, so I brought a cake."
Man: "What does the cake have to do with your eyes?"
Friend: "Bhabhi’s name is Tapasya, but the cake guy wrote ‘Happy Birthday Samasya’ on it!"