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Joke of the Day: Why do you steal? When asked by the police, the thief gave such an amazing answer, you will be shocked after hearing this
Samira Vishwas | August 12, 2026 9:24 AM CST

Joke of the Day: Nowadays the hustle and bustle is not allowing anyone to sit peacefully. Then this busyness becomes the cause of stress. This is such a situation in which a person becomes a victim of upset and irritability. What do people do to get rid of this? But, health experts say that creating happiness in the mind can relieve stress. For this, if you want, you can read some funny jokes. Let us tell you that laughing and joking creates a positive atmosphere in life. These funny jokes will work as therapy for your mind. That’s why we bring you Hansgullas to make you laugh. You will burst out laughing after reading these viral jokes. So let’s start this journey of laughter…

You will drool after reading these jokes

Police- Why do you steal?
Thief- Sir! For you and your wife and children…
Police- What do you mean?
Thief: Sir, if we don’t steal then why would the public and the government need you?

Mistress: Hey friend, today you put too much ghee in the roti.
Maid: Madam, I made a mistake.
Looks like I gave you my bread by mistake…
Hearing the maid’s answer, the mistress’s temper became high…

While releasing his hand from his wife, the husband said-
Husband: You will get electrocuted
Wife- Don’t worry, I observed Karva Chauth fast yesterday itself. I am checking whether it is done properly or not…

Boyfriend- Man, you broke my heart to pieces…
Girlfriend- No one Babu, send it, I will sell it to the scrap dealer…
Boyfriend Shocked-Girlfriend Rocked

Boyfriend- Listen! Today potatoes are not visible in Aloo Paratha.
Girlfriend- Eat quietly… Do you ever see Hyderabad in Hyderabadi Biryani?
As soon as he heard the answer, the husband started banging his head…

conversation between father and son
Son- Papa ji, why do only the leaders burn Ravana in the fair?
Father-Son, Mukhagni is always lit only by relatives…


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