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Funny Jokes of the Day: To stay healthy, not only good food but also good air and laughter are important. It plays an important role in keeping you healthy. If you develop the habit of laughing morning and evening, then no disease, whether mental or physical, will come to you. Health experts also advise to remain happy. Let us tell you that your laughter works as therapy. That’s why keeping your health in mind, we bring some viral funny jokes for you. You will burst out laughing after reading these jokes. So let’s start this journey of laughter…

You won’t stop laughing after reading these jokes

Teacher: If a boy goes towards girls hostel,
So Rs 100. Fine will be imposed…!
When I went the second time it was Rs 200. and the third time
A fine of Rs 500 will be imposed directly…!
Student – ​​Sir… If we want to get a month long pass,
So how much will it cost?

Once Chhagan Chowkidar said to the lawyer –
Chhagan- Sir… write my will.
After my death, I want to donate everything I own to the orphanage.
Lawyer: What all do you have…?
Chhagan- That’s it.. one son and one daughter.

Teacher: Sorrow is our companion, happiness comes and goes…!
Explain its meaning…!
Pappu- Wife is always at home, sister-in-law comes and goes…!

Guru ji- If the intentions are high then water can be extracted even from a stone.
Boy- What’s the big deal in this, I can extract water even from iron…!
Guru ji- Oh… tell me how?
Boy- With hand pump…!

Once a husband and wife fought.
After half a day the wife said-
Wife: You compromise a little and I compromise a little…!
Husband- Okay, what should I do?
Wife- Nothing much, just apologize, I will forgive…!

Girl- What is the difference between wife and girlfriend…?
Boy- This one weighs about 20 kg…!
The boy is still in ICU…

The wife was singing a song while climbing on the table and cleaning the house…!
If we meet you… we will leave the world…!
Then the husband also started singing – If you fall… we will find someone else…!
Poor husband is now admitted in the hospital…!

Wife- Listen! Let’s go out to eat today…!
Husband- Why..?
Wife: One day a week I also feel like feeding you something ‘good’…!

Doctor – There is only one cure for obesity.
Chintu – What doctor…?
Doctor: You eat one roti every day.
Chintu – Should I eat this roti after or before eating?
Doctor Saheb unconscious…!

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