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Funny Jokes: To stay healthy, not only good food but also good air and laughter are important. It plays an important role in keeping you healthy. If you develop the habit of laughing morning and evening, then no disease, whether mental or physical, will come to you. Health experts also advise to remain happy. Let us tell you that your laughter works as therapy. That’s why keeping your health in mind, we bring some viral funny jokes for you. You will burst out laughing after reading these jokes. So let’s start this journey of laughter…

You won’t stop laughing after reading these jokes

Husband: ‘Why did I get married?’ I prayed to God that I find a girl who can change my life!
Friend: ‘So God has heard, why is he crying now?’
Husband: ‘Hey brother, she did not change your life, but made it a complete hell!’

Patient: ‘Doctor, when I sleep I have strange dreams. Sometimes I find myself in France and sometimes in London!’
Doctor: ‘No problem, just wash your feet with cold water before sleeping at night.’
Patient: ‘Oh no doctor! Then my feet hurt a lot in the morning, I will sleep wearing shoes!’

Master (to Pappu): ‘Tell me, what does ‘I am happy’ mean?’
Pappu: ‘Sir, it means – I am happy.’
Master: ‘Well done! Now make it past tense.
Pappu: ‘I was happy… and if my wife comes, I will straight away say ‘I am dead’!’

Policeman (to the thief): ‘Why did you pose in front of the camera while stealing in the bank?’
Thief: ‘Sir, I thought that when the CCTV footage of the bank will be uploaded on Facebook,
So I will get at least 10 thousand likes!

Son: ‘Papa, I need Rs 500 for a school science project.’
Father: ‘500 rupees? Have you gone mad?
Go outside, look at the sky and count a star, the project will be completed!’

Teacher: ‘Pappu, why didn’t you do your homework yesterday?’
Pappu: ‘Madam, yesterday evening guests suddenly came to our house, that is why I could not do it.’
Teacher: ‘Oh wow! Who came?’
Pappu: ‘The same electrician had switched off the lights and left, so nothing could be seen in the darkness!’

Customer (to waiter): ‘Brother, what is the fly doing in this soup?’
Waiter (nervously): ‘Sir, maybe she’s learning to swim!’
Customer: ‘Okay!’ Then it seems that she is preparing for the Olympics.
Because she’s diving straight into the spoon!’

Teacher: ‘Santosh, if any other student is copying in your copy,
So what should you do?’
Santosh: ‘Sir, I must improve my handwriting immediately,
So that poor guy fails!’

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