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Funny Jokes of the Day: To stay healthy, not only good food but also good air and laughter are important. Therefore, in between the hustle and bustle, take out some time to laugh. For this you can read jokes. These jokes not only bring a smile on the face, but also refreshes the mood instantly. It plays an important role in keeping you healthy. If you make a habit of laughing morning and evening, then no disease, whether mental or physical, will come to you. That is why, taking care of your health, we bring some viral funny jokes for you. You will burst out laughing after reading these jokes. So let’s start this journey of laughter…

You will drool after reading these viral jokes

Friend: Friend, how is your married life going?
Husband: Just like the ‘mute’ button on TV…
There is no sound, but just by looking at the facial expressions I understand that I am being scolded!

Husband: At the time of marriage, Pandit ji had said that we will have to support each other in happiness and sorrow.
Wife: So what happened?
Husband: You only give sorrow, you don’t even get a chance for happiness!

Master: Santa, if you have 10 chocolates and someone asks for 5, what will you be left with?
Santa: Sir, 10 chocolates and the dead body of the person in front!

Patient: Doctor, whenever I drink tea, my right eye hurts.
Doctor (after checking): Next time, take out the spoon from the cup before drinking tea!

Papa: Pappu, why did you switch off the TV?
Pappu: Papa, Baba Ramdev was saying that chant ‘Om’ by closing your eyes, watching TV will distract you!

Interviewer: What is your greatest strength?
Boy: I learn things very quickly.
Interviewer: Give an example?
Boy: I understand what you just asked!

Teacher: Chintu, why didn’t you come to school yesterday?
Chintu: Sir, I was ill yesterday.
Teacher: Then why did you come today without application?
Chintu: Sir, the application is for the disease, when you are cured then what is the application for?

Wife: Listen, I want a new phone.
Husband: Has the old one gone bad?
Wife: No, but it has run out of space, new photos are not coming!
Husband: Then delete the old one.
Wife: Hey! It has my memories in it, you will have to buy a new phone!

Airhostess: Sir, would you like juice or coffee?
Santa: Whatever you give me to drink happily!
Airhostess: Then drink water, it is the cheapest!

Papa: Pappu, why are you so weak in mathematics?
Pappu: Papa, it’s not my fault! Master ji tells new things every day…
The day before yesterday they said that 2+2=4, yesterday they said that 3+1=4 and today they are saying that 1+3=4!
What should I do when Master himself is confused?