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Funny Jokes in Hindi: Nowadays, stress has become common in our daily routine. There is stress on some people to do the work and on others to get it done. Same life every day is making me feel bored. What do people do to get rid of this? Even after this the problem does not seem to be decreasing. But, some funny jokes can reduce your problems. By reading these you can forget stress for a moment. According to experts, laughing and joking creates a positive atmosphere in life. These funny jokes will work as therapy for your mind. That’s why we have brought Hansgullas to make you laugh. You will burst out laughing after reading these viral jokes. So let’s go on the journey of laughing and making others laugh…

You won’t stop laughing after reading these jokes

Wife: What will you do if I get lost?
Husband: I will advertise in the paper.
Wife: What will you write in it?
Husband: ‘Whoever finds it will be rewarded appropriately… and no guarantees will be taken!’

Patient: Doctor, I have a very strange disease!
Doctor: What happens?
Patient: Whenever I talk to someone, I can’t see that person!
Doctor: How long has this been happening?
Patient: Ever since the phone was invented!

Teacher: Santa, tell me the meaning of the idiom ‘One-eyed is the king among the blind’?
Santa: Sir, where everyone is roaming around without glasses, the man wearing sunglasses is the king!

Papa: Pappu, how was your result?
Pappu: Papa, I got 90 in maths!
Papa: And in English?
Pappu: English sir was saying ‘Very Good’…
But I don’t know what they were expressing by writing ‘Fail’ below.

wedding experience
Friend: Friend, what changes in life after marriage?
Second friend: It’s just that earlier I myself used to decide what to eat,
And now I am dictated and told what to eat!

Boss: What is your biggest weakness?
Candidate: I am very simple, anyone fools me easily.
Boss: Wow! You are very honest, you are given a job.
Candidate: See! I told you so!

Monu: Man, my mobile is hanging a lot!
Pappu: Do one thing, keep it in the fridge.
Monu: What will happen with that?
Pappu: Hey, at least he will stop moving because of ‘Freeze’!

Doctor: You should walk 5 kilometers every day, this will keep your health in good condition.
Patient: Doctor Saheb, after 1 year I will be 1800 kilometers away from home, then how will I come back?

Police Station Officer: Why did you let the thief escape?
Policeman: Sir, he had threatened that if I followed him, he would steal money from my purse!
Police Officer: So you gave up the chase?
Policeman: Sir, my entire month’s salary was in the purse!

Neighbor: Gupta ji, why are you sweeping so late at night?
Gupta ji: Friend, my wife had said that ‘if you want happiness and peace at home, then do some work’…
Now I have given up sleep in pursuit of peace!