God is everywhere, isn’t it? – Obnews
Samira Vishwas | August 25, 2025 5:24 AM CST
Girlfriend – How much do you miss me?
Boyfriend – as much as I miss passing into the exam.
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Wife – I am your life.
Husband – Yes, without network life!
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Pappu – God is everywhere?
Mummy – Yes son.
Pappu – So who makes electricity bill?
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Girlfriend – Do you love me or with my beauty?
Boyfriend – from both… beauty is seen and love is heard.
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Wife – I want a diamond ring.
Husband – If I want, I should make a body like Hrithik Roshan… but what happens by wanting?
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Teacher – Tell the children, what happened in 1857?
Pappu – Sir Panna was torn, could not see.
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