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Son: Papa, Wi-Fi’s password is needed.
Papa: Come first and sit, tell me.
Son: Give the password no!
Papa: Son, this is the password – “Talk first”

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Son: Papa, require 500 rupees.
Papa: Money every time! Am I a machine?
Son: Okay, I ask my mother.
Papa (softening): O son… take this 1000, do not ask mother, the father’s love is hidden in the scolding.

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Papa: Son, eat food.
Son (entered on mobile): Yes Papa, in a while.
Papa: Marry mobile, at least you will find “see”.

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Son: Papa, need a new mobile.
Papa: Want 15 thousand?
Son: What else, everyone has!
Papa: Son, two mobiles do not come in my salary –
I am running one, you are running one.

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Son: Papa, you do not understand anything, you are of old age.
Papa: Yes son, only then I am still upgrading myself for you…

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Son (after getting a job): Papa, let’s eat food in the hotel today!
Papa (smiling): Today is not filling up, heart is full.

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Son: Papa, things were cheap in your time.
Papa: Yes son, but love was not expensive…
Your grandfather used to make the world cheap by hugging one.

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Son: Papa, why do you scold me on everything?
Papa: Because when the world starts killing you, my slippers will miss.

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Papa (seeing the marksheet): Son, so low number?
Son: Papa, Marx is less but the truth is complete.
Papa (hug): Son, no number, I am watching honesty.

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Son (busy): Papa, I talk later, I am in a meeting.
Papa: Okay son…
(Bubbling while keeping the phone) –
“Whoever taught to speak, now he has no time to say…”

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