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Brother-in-law- Do you know who is the most noble person in the world?

Sister-in-law: Only those people are decent in the world, who do not have password in their mobile.

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Sister-in-law: Look brother-in-law, he doesn’t gamble.

This is such a habit that if you win today, you will lose tomorrow, if you win the day after tomorrow, you will lose the next day.
Brother-in-law: That’s it, sister-in-law, I have understood, from now on I will leave one day aside and play.

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Two passengers in the train First- WhatsApp always takes a person forward.

Second- How is that?
First- Now look at me, I had to get down two stations back, but I came ahead.

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The teacher asked the question, what is called challenge?

The student left the entire paper blank and wrote on the last page-
If you have courage then pass it.

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Husband – Listen, do not leave your mobile charging overnight, the battery will explode.
Wife: Don’t worry, I will take out the battery and put it on charging.
Hearing her husband’s words, the light went out of her mind.

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Wife: Why do you bring my parents in between everything?

Husband: Look, when the TV malfunctions, no one speaks to the TV.
It is only the company people who abuse, the wife became red with anger after listening to her husband.

Funny Jokes: A girl was applying lipstick in Delhi Metro