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Boss: Why are you not interested in work?
Employee: Heart is on vacation.
Boss: Brain?
Employee: In traffic.

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Friend: Why are you laughing so much?
Boy: Found old chat.
Friend: Whose?
Boy: At your discretion.

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Mother: Have you eaten?
Son: Yes.
Mother: What?
Son: Notification.

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Teacher: Who is the fastest?
Student: Rumor.
Teacher: Why?
Student: It spreads without internet.

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Friend: Why is it quiet today?
Boy: The brain is updating.
Friend: When will it end?
Boy: When Wi-Fi is available.