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Doctor: Don’t worry.
Patient: Available for free.
Doctor: Stop the offer

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Husband: Brought a gift.
Wife: What?
Husband: Bill

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Teacher: Why are you laughing in class?
Student: The mind is playing a joke.
Teacher: Silence him

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Friend: What is your biggest strength?
Boy: Sleep.
Friends: alarm enemies

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Mother: Don’t go out.
Son: The net is over.
Mother: Take the name of God