How do you feel about sleep? – Obnews
Samira Vishwas | February 3, 2026 4:25 PM CST
Wife: What did you see in the market?
Husband: Offer.
Wife: Bought?
Husband: Sapna.
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Doctor: How do you feel about sleep?
Patient: Free.
Doctor: When?
Patient: While working.
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Friend: Why does the mobile look old?
Boy: There are more memories.
Friend: Meaning?
Boy: Storage is full.
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Boss: Why did you come late?
Employee: Fought against time.
Boss: Who won?
Employee: Time.
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Teacher: The most expensive word?
Student: “Tomorrow”.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Interest keeps increasing.
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